Cheat Pizza

April 8, 1995


1 flour tortilla
4 T. pizza sauce
12 slices pepperoni
4 T. Mozzarella cheese

Place tortilla on a baking sheet. With a fork, prick it all over. Bake 5 minutes at 400*. Add toppings and bake another 4 minutes. Serves 1

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I love pizza! Any kind. This generation of pranksters will never the thrill pf prank calling a pizza for the neighbor and having a cab show up to their house at the same time, hiding under the bed, giggling out of control, trying not to wake your mother up.

Velvet Cake

March

Cake:
1 1/2 c. baking/biscuit mix
1/2 c. sugar
1 egg
1/2 c. milk
2 T. butter flavored shortening
1 1/2 t. vanilla

Grease and flour an 8" x 8" 2" square pan. Beat all ingredients together 1 minute, then beat at medium speed 3 minutes. Pour into pan and bake 30 minutes at 350*. Cool 20 minutes

Topping:
Mix together 1/2 c. coconut
1/3 c. brown sugar
1/4 c. chopped nuts, 3 T. soft butter flavored shortening, 2 T. milk. Spread on cake and broil 3 minutes.

There are two types of children. Those who are dirty and those who haven't gotten dirty yet..

James Dent

Queen of Pumpkin Pie

March


Part one: 1 8oz, pkg. cream cheese
               1/4 c. sugar
               1/2 t. vanilla
               1 egg
               1 9" unbaked pie shell
Combine well and spread on bottom of pie shell

Part two: 1 1/4 c. sugar
               1 t. vanilla
               1/4 t. ground ginger
               1 1/2 c canned pumpkin

               1/4 t. ground nutmeg

               dash salt

               1 c. evaporated milk

               2 eggs, slightly beat

Combine and mix well. Pour carefully over cheese mixture. Bake 1 hour at 350*.

There are two kinds of people who should never say "oops".
Dentists and magicians.